Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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