How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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