there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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