member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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