Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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