girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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