Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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