Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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