No, you can still breathe under the balls.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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