do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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