omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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