I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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