bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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