Whoa Z and x make the same sound
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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