make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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