Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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