just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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