question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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