After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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