I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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