So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I got her a Nickelback box set.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
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