That's when you crack a 10am beer
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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