why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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