By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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