is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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