forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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