Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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