Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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