saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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