The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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