Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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