I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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