Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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