she looked like the bat from fern gully.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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