their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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