I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize