Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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