Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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