i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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