No period for spring break; use this wisely.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize