I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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