Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Randomize