So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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