Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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