At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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