Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
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