She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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