I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Its about making memories worth repressing
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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