Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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