we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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