Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
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