I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
