Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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