do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
He has the fingertips of a God
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