i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Randomize
