just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
sarcasm needs its own font
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Randomize
